Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do you still have your period?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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