You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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