I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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