I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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