Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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