last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
pray to the hookup gods
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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