he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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