Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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