Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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