Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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