TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
