If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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