Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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