Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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