try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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