What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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