I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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