yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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