i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
