Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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