these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I don't think brook has ever known best
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
