He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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