$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Two words: nipple clamps
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