i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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