Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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