my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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