HIV tests are more positive than that guy
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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