I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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