why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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