If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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