He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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