? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
In other news, I just burned my penis
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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