I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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