OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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