I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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