Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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