Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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