Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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