She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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