But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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