drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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