I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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