in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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