your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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