Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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