He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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