whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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