She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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