I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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