Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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