I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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