So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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