Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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