I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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